CHG Mark Eleven Part 9: Oh Canada, wait I've seen this one before

Author: MrKlonam
Published: 2019-12-28, edited: 2019-12-28
Canada is better than all other nations.

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Hi, I'm Taqn. Long Live Canada!

NotCanada1 seems to have a very strong core, and is doing well for itself. Many many NotCanada1ese units.
NotCanada1 even has lonely island villages!
NotCanada2 still has this peninsula city thing. Good for them I suppose.
NotCanada3 has cities filled with very rude diplomats bordering NotCanada2.
NotCanada4 is neat, I suppose.
More NotCanada4. Neat.
Damn NotCanada4 is pretty big. Second best civ.
Wow even more NotCanada4. Amazing. Very close second to Canada.
Holy shit how many pictures of NotCanada4 are you gonna put. A bit of NotCanada5, I suppose.
More NotCanada5. Snore.
GLORIOUS CANADA stands against the VILE SULU MENACE. LONG LIVE CANADA!
Oh, hi NotCanada5. I guess you're...there?
NotCanada5 just kinda showing more shit. I guess it's neat. If you're into that.
NotCanada5 is honestly the most boring civ, cmv.
God let the NotCanada5 pics end.
Slight improvement in interest, major decrease in diplomacy. NotCanada3 has neat cities, I guess, but really nothing interesting.
NotCanada3 along with its completely independent not-a-puppet Iowa.
That's a lot of troops staring at each other.
*snore*
Wow, many men with bows. Exciting.
Hong Kong in 2020.
LONG LIVE CANADA, DOWN WITH THE SULU
What. Cool yields I guess?
Quebec looks as miserable as irl.
Swiper no Swiping!
LOOK UPON THE GLORY OF THE TRUMAN URBAN ZONE RUNNING AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
The most interesting thing in this picture is Singapore.
NotCanada4 is HUMBLED to support GLORIOUS CANADA
DOWN WITH THE SULU
Look at that rogue lil Settler.
THE CITY SHALL FALL
Soon.
Who the fuck asked
Get back to Canada
Multicultural exchange.
Same exchange but again
THE SULU WILL BURN
Damn some NotCanadas are killing each other. Good for them.
Damn the NotCanadas are dying.
BACK TO THE ACTION
Why are looking at the boring shit above the battle
Iowa.

Bottom Text.
THE SULU MENACE CRUMPLES
SULU CONTINUES TO CRUMPLE
Ok.
NotCanada4 is honoured to sail in our waters.
NotCanada4 and NotCanada3.
THE SULU FALL
WATCH AS THE CITIES FALL
THE SULU ARE SAD ABOUT THIS BUT WHO CARES
DAB ON LEGO INDEED
TRUMAN URBAN ZONE CARRIES ON THE WAR EFFORT
TRUMAN TOWN IS NEXT TO A JEALOUS CITY STATE
Dungun, more like Dung.
VICTORY IS NEAR
Not to be rude but who the fuck asked.
BOOM
DOWN WITH DUNGUN
PROPAGANDA, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA ARE ALWAYS SMILING
Apples.
Damn that's a lot of boring unit shit.
TRUMAN URBAN ZONE IS OBVIOUSLY TAKING ON TWO CITIES AT ONCE
DUNGUN IS CLOSE TO FALLING
Out of generosity, we are allowing the NotCanada4ese to hold the cities WE captured.
Same deal as above, just being polite.
Maimbung? More like. Maimbung. Get fucked, Sulu Scum.
VICTORY
WHO CARES
Liberated Cities because of Canada being so nice.
Ok.
Now.
Did.
I.
Ask.
Do.
I.
Care.
NotCanada5 is finally offscreen, God. GLORY TO CANADA
Spoke too soon.
Our valiant sidekicks in this war.
Good job Robin.
:D
Cities!
Boats!
More cities!
I despise how absurdly large that is!
Like holy shit that is a lot.
Like wow.
Stronk.
Rude.
And we end this part on a really boring shot of a really boring civ. Nice.

I have been taqn, the consistently worst narrator of CivHybridGames.

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